1. You must submit your real name, no stupid "I'm so cute" nicknames that you gave yourself like PuNkRaWkeR or some shit like that. You disgust me.

2. You DO NOT need to have a site in order to join.

3. If you have a site, it is required that you link me. When I get bored, I make random checks, so watch out. If it's not linked, you're outta here, kid.

4. You must fill out ALL the spaces on the join form, except website, which is optional.

5. And finally: always have hope..for everything. If at some point in time, you stop hoping for anything, I'll throw you out. I'm fucking psychic like that. I'll know.